Wayne Allyn Root - seriously, look his face in the last gif.
There is something seriously wrong with human beings.

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
Nailed it.
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
I’m going to do this now. SUMMER WILL NEVER LOOK SO GOOD LOL
~Sticky
This basically sums up everything Bill O’Reilly’s ever said.
Fox News in two .gifs
Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
what kind of animal do i have to sacrifice to the makeup gods to be good at liquid eyeliner